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GOOD ADVICE FOR VALENTINE # 6

by Valentine Deluxe


Good ways, knitting, old glories discomfited and Mother's Day, it's all very pretty, it may even help to shine in society (well, it all depends on who serves you audience), but spring s Installing it, our hormones take a hit, and it is as it were a little restless on the side of glands at the moment.
So dégrafons our bodices, and allow ourselves to slip gently into the land over to us deliquescent silt in a merry pure and simple with the tip of the day:
"How to get laid with panache


PANACHE: the key word Valentine!

"Aaaaaaaaah ... "I hear you sigh like animals in heat in front of your computer screen, you're wriggling of lustful expectation.
And as I understand you! Because it was nice to be a Grande Dame, it is no less a being of flesh and blood. We have needs, desires, and genital cumbersome paraphernalia that wakes up from time to time and requires minimal maintenance but necessary every 2000 kms.
Also, let us quickly to discover a wonderful place where found the answer to the more variegated issues of the day: City of Domes
!




You can always start your GPS z'ĂȘtes not going to do, because first, it's lost somewhere in the suburb of Washington DC, and deuzio, you will make a small step forward on the time scale ... Oh, next to nothing! A trifle! Just what you project in the year 2274 ... Built in
funny cheese covers cyclopean proportions, are supposed to protect from exhaust air and contaminated nature of a torn one dare too wonder what cataclysm of human origin, the City offers in question first, before our very eyes, an architecture "futuristic", combining a Marina Baie des Anges and hypermarket in the suburbs, as it was imagined in the last century, and as we could dream when the 2000 was still a symbol conducive to the wildest utopian fantasies.




Once Inside, glare continues, because the place offers the best of the best modern comfort question : Water and gas on all floors, escalators galore (just to make his Gloria Swanson 23rd century), plastic surgeons wazoo while dashing in their fine silver combinations of the most beautiful effect, loans to remake the face so you Farah Fawcett-MAJORS three strokes of the knife-laser baisodromes of the size of a football stadium, the multicolored schnouf galore, and get laid with panache (since that's why we're here, if you've followed since the beginning) there ... (ra-ta-ta-tam):
THE CAROUSEL!


My friend BBJane its

carousel A carousel when I was a kid, it was something that could be found in every (good) village festivals, among "Fishing for Ducks" and "Ice Palace".
It turned to the speed of a snap disk, and it was lovingly garnished with Bambi plastic, mounted on small aircraft hydraulic pistons, fire trucks, coaches or real princess pink ... - I could go, and more fluoro.
(Needless to say in passing that your Valentine Never choose the fire truck!)
As we were simple people, in those distant times where there was no DVD, no Nintendo-DS, or web! ... The mere asking our August butt on one of these trinkets to flit for 3 minutes flat while trying to catch the tassel swinging after a big balloon colorful, "that filled us with joy nothing qu'orgasmique less!



Valentine (left), nostalgic, most will not catch the floss ...

carousel City of Domes, right, and much more.
In an arena such as "Formica coliseum" comes a wonderful parade of cheerleaders of both sexes, proudly wearing masks such as "Friday the 13th" the most beautiful effect.
And if they were dressed in their finery - a splendid combination of figure skating in lycra zebra! - Is that time of renewal to come.
monumental scam, which the viewer the slowest of mind have guessed three hours before the protagonist of the story that interests us here (well, okay, it's true that Michael YORK Nor the head of a Nobel Prize quantum physics, m'enfin anyway!), the Renewal in question affects every resident of the City, whose crystal shining in the hollow of their palms, relentless clock, just turn red on the day of their thirtieth anniversary
Both you say that the author of these lines have already been "renewed" for a lease!


Michael YORK, Before and now

And here they are entering our famous carousel, determined to get laid to the cheers of a motley crowd, dressed like a Norwegian group a song contest at the time, I will not name to prevent the lawyers from ABBA me fall on the saddle.
But a little clip worth a thousand words, up to the show!




Oops ... Sorry, I forgot ... one last word: If
there in the audience for whom "get laid" is still synonymous with being shabbily stumble over the entire back seat of an old Skoda lousy decommissioned, open your peepers and take a good lesson ... DE?? ... FROM PANACHE! (Bravo, a good place for those who follow ...)




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