Saturday, February 12, 2011

Can I Use Temporary Id To Buy Alcohol

After rain or shine. After weather ...

"I've drooled, do not, I set the time, but time is what is lacking in the least."
J. Mayorga, "The tortoise of Darwin."

Friday, February 11, 2011

Creamy Cervical Mucus After Period ?

Music soothes the MANNERS (dissolved and neurons ...)


by Valentine Deluxe


must recognize that until now we were rather shy exotic matter ... Oh, of course, what is of great ladies who have fits of hysteria on stairs sunset-boulevardiers, bombastic and grandiloquent dialogue, dictionaries full of insults and name calling refined: geen probleem ; but when it comes to travel, we timore, it binds, it closes like oysters: No way out of the 52 states of the uncle Hector ... The kitsch, the camp , and they would be excesses of local specialties AOC, such as andouille de Vire or nonsense of Cambrai, directly imported from the Hollywood dream machine? ... This is a thorny issue that has often been high-level discussions in the drafting of your favorite blog! ... (Well. .. by the way, must recognize that question wording, Mein Camp is not the Daily Planet ! If I look forward, we are two in all and for all, our offices are in a porter's lodge Rue Lepic, which subleases the first Wednesday of each month at furriers Lebanese parties in delivery that day - Oops! Excuse the digression parasite, I corrected myself on ...)


Destination: Tokyo

Well, for now - once can not be be no harm - are breaking the habits and embark on flight 714 to Tokyo, just to give us a memorable trip in a nightclub select the corner ... Pop in an ecological message disarming naivete (who said "redundant" ???), slobbering psychedelic projections to give you nausea, hysterical dancers whose gyrations syncopated evoke in proportions to be determined Bovidae syndrome of Creutzfeldt-Jakob seizures and mystical Vanessa Redgrave in Devils . The picture might seem rather busy like this ... Well, think again! For here that landed at the worst possible time, a surprise guest too bulky than viscous, sticky and smelly - I do not know what you're saying, but I think all this is quite enough to make me happy!

The surprise guest, gooey, slimy and smelly.

Before going further, I must make you a Chtite confidence. You do not know maybe, but you served ... trice? Teuse? ... well, your Valentine, she gets off donf '(as the youth of today) the big creatures from nightmares of the unconscious cathartic nipon post-nuclear group. In other words: Godzilla, Mothra, Gamera, King Ghidora, Ebirah, etcetera (again, this is not the name of a monster is a Latin phrase ...) in short, all these abominations hatched traumatic impact of consecutive drop Little Boy on Hiroshima (another trick in "A", as the bomb of the same name ...) Among the parade of monstrosities that would sing the Marseillaise in a Geiger counter, one of my favorite ( one or one's sex is still quite difficult to establish formally) is the stinking crapoteux creature called a boy by the most annoying "hedorantes "(Name taken in stride by the authorities, media and the highest echelons of the Empire of the Rising Sun).

Fruit of the loves of a barrel of radioactive waste and a large prehistoric creature model on which we would have reversed the contents of a garbage truck, we must recognize that in the genre as "racial profiling" hedorantes arises there! ... And that there are teens who you lay a piece of Claudel a pustule on the chin, but not, requires some j'vous! ... Well, speaking of Claudel, I vowed that I will not give you a pair of satin shoes with this stammers, then we go to the tab: return fissa in this night club will invite themselves "without a shot laugh "the meek but very bulky hedorantes ... The flash existential imposed upon us by viewing the object of crime attached, could be summed up in a candid language: "But what they have as well have taken illegal substances for us to lay it?. .. Answer: "I do not know, but it's good! "

We'll see ...? Attach your seatbelts, it'll eject! ...




Thursday, February 3, 2011

Radioshack Return No Receipt

Cauliflower

Pinchy Pinch me and are on a boat. Pinchy falls into the water. What's left?

What Is Tge Type Of Weave Nicki

Heard on the train from Braine-le-Comte and Brussels. Park Viaduct

January 29, 2011
Two girls-very stylish Newyorkcity-hiphop-connected installed in front of me.

A: Ah, you too have the application "read the bible" on your iPhone?
B: Yes. I Genesis and Matthew and all ... The morning and evening. But sometimes I'm torn-exploded so I read the story.
A: You surprise me, that's a lot!
B: Yeah, but hey, I'd finish it, this bible!
A: Yeah well, it's not because you've read all of that ...
B: Yeah I know. But hey.
[time]
A: I got it the genesis too upset!
B: Why?
A: Well the story is with Eve! I'm not saying, maybe I should have been there I would have done the same, I dunno, but I was too upset anything.
B: Yeah that's clear.
A: It was screwed up.
B: Yeah.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Waterproof Gloves For Pool Guys

MISERIES MAKING AN ASIDE IN PUBLIC


GOOD ADVICE FOR VALENTINE # 12

by Valentine DELUXE

WARNING: you should have this stammering be delivered, dear readers, before the fatal twilight of 2010. But the editors of your favorite blog working only through the pigeons (a system which, it said, has proven more troubled times, to Verdun, Chemin des Dames), the weather was somewhat upset this epistolary exchange mode.

Cold wave forces, c'te pov 'sparrow has found a way Hibernatus frozen somewhere between Fexhe-le-Haut-Belltower and Aniche . We eagerly awaited thaw in tracing the missing, but the floods that followed resulted in the unfortunate creature to the borders of the Loire estuary. The remains of the brave soldiers of the air were then returned by mail coach into the den of our beloved editor, the great, dazzling and irreplaceable BBJane HUDSON (I took the opportunity to send the same volatile a fancy salary increase ...)


Our pigeon, before the tree BBJane.


So read this new column, we request your high benevolence do so as if we were still wake up between two.

I count on you, huh?!!

To use a formula that has proven, I will begin by: "Once upon a time ..." On

Mein camp, as elsewhere, the holiday of the year in full swing ... Our beloved BBJane is being stuffed rat to his Eve (the secret of his joke: half chestnut, half cat litter, it looks a little crusty inimitable side), and Valentine is training for the Memorial Shelley Winters , category "climb the Christmas tree in her underwear and wedge heels (she hopes to beat the previous record held by Stella Stevens.)


Shelley Winters, ready to reward the winner of the category "climb the Christmas tree" ...


All that, a priori , leaves us with the ball for skin care for our beloved readers, you begin to find the time between two long chronic oozing of erudition and good taste .

But Noooooo, you're not abandoned! Here's something to put you in the tooth between the endless television bloopers (which are decidedly becoming infréquentables) and best-of the past year (much too depressing, given the number of "slippage" that we experienced during the past 12 months ...)

And for our festive banquet, ladies and admirers of the camp, he had set the bar drive-in dining a little earlier than usual. We watched what we had in the fridge, you and your beloved Valentine released a top model of all that is perfect to start or finish the year.

the menu:

- the glamorous Technicolor

- sparkling dialogue that you can highlight in your holy vigil sylvestrienne

- of Garcerie like you dared not even dream in your wildest fantasies

And candied cherry on the cake wondrous, this sumptuous finale of fireworks: we will make troubles to a poor helpless cripple!

Not a bad program, right?

Now, plant a little scenery, and have reservations there this a statement of intent.

film?

The Devil women !

Sounds not bad, but he is better known (well known by aficionados of the improbable, as hosts this blog) under its original title : The Legend of Lylah Clare .



Is it necessary to recall that we have to control the master of the torturing crippled, the tall, huge, irreplaceable Robert Aldrich , which - I will not give you the injustice to remind you - knew a bit in the field, since we had laid What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? 6 years earlier (Poo! I say I reminded you not!)

ALDRICH, after the triumph of 12 bastards, will strive to spend every last penny of profits reaped by the huge success, winning a brief and and total independence that allowed him to indulge in such an unconventional and memorable works that Lylah Clare but Should we kill Sister George? or No Orchids for Miss Blandish .

All these movies are paying the luxury of being phenomenal furnaces (Lylah Clare sound and the death knell for the career of its lead actress, the icy and mono-expressive Kim Novak), Aldrich had to quickly put the key under the doormat of his studios, which still smelled of fresh paint.

To qualify my remarks, I must emphasize that the poor helpless cripple in question is far from being cloying anguished type Mary INGALLS "(called the" squint "). No, here we are dealing with a Cador, a size, a real champion fed Pedigree (the punishment) + Pal: Molly Luther himself!

Not content with being the most prominent critic City of Angels, Molly (sublime Coral Browne) is found to be a confusing look-alike Martha VILLALONGA of crossbred Stalin in petticoats and a wooden leg. And she'll let fly with deadly aftershocks of the speed of the rattlesnake, aided by a forked tongue dipped in cyanide concentrate which leaves no chance to his victim, struck on the spot by the venimosité of Moloch.


Coral Browne and Martha VILLALONGA: a (very vague) resemblance, according to Valentine ...


face it, hardly worse than usual (this is a review of all that is personal and only my opinion, I assume!) Kim Novak us plays a small crane, hood featuring everything there is to nunuche, but when the wind blows in the right direction, finds himself possessed by the spirit of Lylah Clare, superstar died in circumstances so dense qu'alambiquées . (We shall not dwell on [against?] Performance mamzelle NOVAK, but let's just say "not Gloria Swanson wants »...)


Kim Novak is so bad it tears his own portrait in The Devil women.


Fortunately, my children, when Lylah-the-bitch Molly confronts la lame before an audience mesmerized by so many venomous exchanges and dirty tricks, it reaches sublime!

If it is not at Panache, my name is not Valentine Deluxe!

Come on, we look at it, and after I do a little best of just for you.




So wonderful is not it?

What is your favorite line in all this?

I have a soft spot for it :


To this:


But especially for this:


short, I like everything, actually!


Sunday, January 16, 2011

Haunte Places On Eastern Shore Maryland



Jan. 9: Birthday of H. Small, 10.
It short, it screams, it competes candy.
" Mother: Come all here, we will play" Little Fish "and there is a price to be the key!
A child : You win what??"

How To Write Something About You

@ Climax.

Of those bright mornings when you could do a triple somersault followed by a solo tap dance and sing the melody of happiness loudly while walking the streets.
Where you go up the highest trees to the pig hanged. Where nothing
t'enchante more than to patrol the park and pick up garbage. One morning
profound fatigue ...
And bliss.

In addition, no one died.

And while I resume my life nicely course, the little brother who, it turns off her big bright eyes across the globe.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Nike Basketball Shin Pads

Swimming against the tide.

3janvier2011
Far from the blues-based party
Instead, I head into the spring. It swings
green apple in my headphones and I do leg circles in the street.
To see the heads of people I meet, I tell myself I look like a crazy.
I laugh.

The controller of the train: "Ladies and gentlemen hello-hello! We extend our best wishes for the new year begins!"
He also has a light heart.