Tuesday, August 3, 2010

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TURNING LIGHT WITH PANACHE


GOOD ADVICE FOR VALENTINE # 8

by Valentine Deluxe


Good. The plume, control now. It is a given, it does not return it ...
And yet sometimes the bend a marked path, a position agreed or imposed figure, glides THE trick question ... and that's where we draw a relentless line of demarcation between the competent and amiable amateur True Great Dame - of Ze Ze professional panache!
Indeed, any second runner in the eighth finals at the Miss Poitou-Charentes can recognize a pair of lobster with a key 8, or kowtowing to suitable Duchess, Baroness or Viscountess at the debutantes ball.
But once we got to do the most everyday gestures, crac "... It is Gaul! ...
And you can believe your Valentine on floor: the stream is much easier to return than going out. (You take the word "stream" in the muddy urban etymology that prevailing in the 19th century, please.)
So beware, friend and council of Great Lady!
Want an example?
Oh, I'll find it! ...
Well, say: Light the light!


Switch Deluxe


When you get some hand and it's dark, you need the benefits of the Fairy Electricity. Reflex
basic: we start by groping to find the switch, or the dimer to the most sophisticated of you, or the first IKEA lamp reachable (lamp which, of course, lies behind a low table you will not miss hitting open tibia, and the sharper the corner, it goes without saying ...)
Well, that's wrong! the mistake of a novice! ...
Withdrawal Permit Grand Dame in life for a blunder like that! (And blow into the balloon !...)
Luckily I'm here you avoid the infamy of a large model gadin top of this social scale that you already had all the trouble to climb in heels - scale that you would not you take each step in the gums before reaching the ground floor of the gray and all comers, after such a blunder. In short, back to square one: welcome to the ugly! ...
But this topic does she called item "Good Advice Valentine?


You would still not regress to this stage?


With me is done - it's all good for my karma, that! - I will once again help you out by keeping you chin out of the mire of anonymous plebeian.
We will now take a lesson from Ms. Ayesha, who, time sequence to come, will have the traits of the dark Helen Gahagan in a blockbuster Merian "KING KONG" C. COOPER 1935, Irving Pichel with as hatchet man behind the camera (no need to claim to be "director" when it was Colonel Cooper in the legs as a producer !...)
The film, opulence and splendor that bury definitively and without the least trouble version HAMMER with Ursula Andress , was a flop as dry bloody sent by Miss Gahagan the first flight Hollywood-Broadway, where she had gained some notoriety.
Stung by the demon of politics and fierce Democrat, she battled bravely for this cad NIXON, who nicknamed her "the Pink Lady", and was for over 50 years Mrs. Melvyn DOUGLAS to the city.
Two facts of weapon, you will agree, can we make it nice.
That was for your edification.


Helen Gahagan


But back to Ms. Ayesha, or SHE-WHO-MUST-BE-OBEYED as she likes to call himself!
Already a surname if it is not patched, right??
Believe my experience: Ms. She is the Grande Dame of the Great Ladies! Even your Valentine looks like a titi Ménilmuche of comparison (I know it's hard to believe, yet !...)
Say it's the kind of girl who has remained simple:
First, no need for Botox, wrinkle creams and all that jazz-surgical aesthetic that serves as a fig leaf when the combined harm of old age and gravity start to have a very ungrateful on the oval Our beautiful face. No: she, a bath of fire every 15 months - a sacred flame, of course! - And presto! is willing to spend in a cast POLANSKI , despite its 2000 years on the clock (Ayesha, not Popol ...)
Then she has a lot of house staff. Within 2 or 3000 head pipes, just for ironing!




To bring him his morning eggs, bacon, you need a procession as we do not even see one in Lourdes on August 15. When she
lazy in slippers at home is always in a dress in lame plate, with a train of 30 meters dodo feathers, and a You-Koun-Koun in each ear.
And what is turning on the light, well ... it looks like this:





Well, no need to negotiate for three weights: it still has another mouth like that, you can not find not ...?
No, no, do not thank me, I tell you it makes me happy! ...

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