MAIL OF HEART # 2
by Valentine Deluxe
It is said that "love is blind" that "to err is human" ... Me, I will, but you must admit that some still push the cork a little too far ...
If ever doubt remained at one or the other St. Thomas had interfered stealthily into our beloved readership, the blinding light of the evidence can only prevail in the minds of skeptics, past the example that follows. (I warn you all the same courtesy as rebels and aporetic, I matte shots crowbar!)
To illustrate the good sense of my remarks, I propose now to dissect for you the flaws and other internal problems of one of the most mismatched couples in the history of cinema since .... I do not know me ... Professor Unrat been saying and Lola-Lola ...
To do this, are polling blithely sentimental setbacks of the jet set US-Yankee.
do you mean, 'why? "... You would have preferred the quarterback Worldists Liege steel basin, perhaps? ... No but, frankly, you have many views? ... Do I have a head full of stuff I Dardenne brothers ???...
Since this is exploring the upper reaches contested, with the patience of socio-archaeologist dust suppressant three thousand years of sediment deposits in small brushstrokes maniacs, your Valentine sweetheart, using his encyclopedic knowledge on the subject, will bring you back on the green acres of the disaster movie - the real The one and only, the 70s, as I've already extolled in every possible way since the opening of our magnificent Palace of the excessively good taste.
(Allow me a slight digression - once will not hurt - but I find the term "blog" from the last common! Furthermore, it swears horribly with the majesty and the haughty grace of the masters of this place. So now, if you wish, we will say "Excessive Palace of Good Taste" is okay? - And remember that I still have my crowbar if there are refractory to the proposal ...)
After the crowbar, the shears!
But be careful, level cataclysm in Technicolor, to find the rare bird, that is to say, one who combines parade of stars from another age, but opulent decor kitschounés, emotional entanglements and worthy Collection Harlequin is sometimes a bit more complicated than it seems. Indeed, there are appearances deceptive and road disasters Hollywood high amplitude being strewn with obstacles and pitfalls, let us beware of smoke and mirrors! A film like
International Hotel, for example, has to face all the qualifications: a cast "all stars" delicious "too much" made up of a couple on the verge of a breakdown in the city as to the screen ( BURTON / TAYLOR ), a terrible ham cachetonnant to finance his next film Unfinished (Orson Welles ), the female impersonator Michel Simon ( wonderful Margaret Rutherford ), and the role of secretary in love with his frigid bastard boss who-really-like-to- Rod TAYLOR , the always delightful pinch Maggie Smith.
All in the VIP lounge while toupee and Formica of a major international airport paralyzed by a fog to cut the cake server, you must admit it's tempting!
But: problem! ... A grain of sand just seize the beautiful and opulent mechanics: the end credits arrive before anyone had ever decided to get on this n * ** D *** of **** of **** **** my airplane!
And what is more hopeless than a disaster movie without catastrophe??
... what? how? what say you? ...
"A disaster movie with Alain Delon ? ... It's not true!
(That was just a reminder finely in passing that you do not cut one day or another, it will be necessary that I speak of Airport 80 Concorde !)
So, believe my experience in this area, better play sure values.
For example, a pelloche that title proudly and unabashedly The Castaways of the 747, it does not disappoint. There you can go there with eyes closed (well, not complete, because otherwise you will not see anything, and you may even take you an unexpected obstacle in the middle of pear.)
With a title like that, I said one feels that the producers, led the most altruistic of intentions, wanted fill the spectators, adventure, would come to push the door of room throwing their babies.
And I imagine the brainstorming session to get there:
"Okay, so guys, what a card lately? "
" Uh ... The Poseidon Adventure and 747 in peril, boss! "
" Okay, fine. So let's run a 747 in the open ocean. It is filled with has-beens does not cost us too much, and it goes like this! "
" Well boss! "Good thing
loufiat the service has not recalled of revenue and actuarial The Towering Inferno at honcho, otherwise they would have more fucking fire this poor cuckoo!
So, imagine the following situation: The Boeing 747 private
a (very very) wealthy art collector, chock full of old glories of the Age Gold (Olivia de HAVILLAND and Joseph Cotten ) and peoples of the moment, is diverted by some nasty hijackers, who, by dint of doing skimming above the triangle Bermuda to escape radar eventually cause the precious toy under the waves, including crew and passengers (yes, they stayed in the airport as International Hotel, it would not help my business ...) And as if all
these brave people did not have enough troublemakers, they have to stuff extra couple of crises dramaqueenesques most intolerable and most unlikely ever spawned by a syndicated writer, probably ethyl addiction at the time of writing the script .
Those two, how do you say? ... It's like a marriage of carp and rabbit, Saint Vincent de Paul and Folcoche, Mahatma Gandhi would have a crony of the Marquise Brinvilliers or Abbe Pierre in love with Mao's widow. Should not be
fakir to guess at first glance that such a combination does not work.
Obviously, production - blessed as it is - has not used the last of bumpkins to annoy us with as much pleasure during 2h15. So we right, please:
1) a side, Christopher Lee in the role of dignity trampled draped in the trappings of the martyr, sissy and whiny as no one would have never believed it - presumably to buy virgin sacrificed countless nights of full moon on the altar of Hammer ...
2) of the other, to embody the cyanide capsule in a skirt, to the sublime Lee Grant, then in a period "ultra-camp", because this chain performance by the equally aquatic enjoyment of auntie of the Antichrist in Damien: The Curse 2 , and will go right after romp with killer bees African The Inevitable disaster (which carries the title so French!)
You must admit that this kind of duo has enough to whet our appetites on paper! But in real life is even better ... Finally, I wanted to say "even worse! "...
Well, now I loop (whew!), And send the exhibits:
Exhibit No. 1
Exhibit No. 2
10 meters below the water surface, it continues!
Former vampire ladies insists her halo before the end credits, while the harpy to brushing waterproof we played it either with you or without you. "
I never managed to decide which of the two I most want to return a wad pif-home ...
Fortunately, when all hope seemed lost, a woman of common sense will do what everyone is waiting impatiently for this shrew has reduced its mill in the bulk had . And for this act
public safety, I propose the canonization of presto Brenda VACCARO .
... So be it!
If ever doubt remained at one or the other St. Thomas had interfered stealthily into our beloved readership, the blinding light of the evidence can only prevail in the minds of skeptics, past the example that follows. (I warn you all the same courtesy as rebels and aporetic, I matte shots crowbar!)
To illustrate the good sense of my remarks, I propose now to dissect for you the flaws and other internal problems of one of the most mismatched couples in the history of cinema since .... I do not know me ... Professor Unrat been saying and Lola-Lola ...
Professor Unrat and Lola-Lola
To do this, are polling blithely sentimental setbacks of the jet set US-Yankee.
do you mean, 'why? "... You would have preferred the quarterback Worldists Liege steel basin, perhaps? ... No but, frankly, you have many views? ... Do I have a head full of stuff I Dardenne brothers ???...
Since this is exploring the upper reaches contested, with the patience of socio-archaeologist dust suppressant three thousand years of sediment deposits in small brushstrokes maniacs, your Valentine sweetheart, using his encyclopedic knowledge on the subject, will bring you back on the green acres of the disaster movie - the real The one and only, the 70s, as I've already extolled in every possible way since the opening of our magnificent Palace of the excessively good taste.
(Allow me a slight digression - once will not hurt - but I find the term "blog" from the last common! Furthermore, it swears horribly with the majesty and the haughty grace of the masters of this place. So now, if you wish, we will say "Excessive Palace of Good Taste" is okay? - And remember that I still have my crowbar if there are refractory to the proposal ...)
After the crowbar, the shears!
But be careful, level cataclysm in Technicolor, to find the rare bird, that is to say, one who combines parade of stars from another age, but opulent decor kitschounés, emotional entanglements and worthy Collection Harlequin is sometimes a bit more complicated than it seems. Indeed, there are appearances deceptive and road disasters Hollywood high amplitude being strewn with obstacles and pitfalls, let us beware of smoke and mirrors! A film like
International Hotel, for example, has to face all the qualifications: a cast "all stars" delicious "too much" made up of a couple on the verge of a breakdown in the city as to the screen ( BURTON / TAYLOR ), a terrible ham cachetonnant to finance his next film Unfinished (Orson Welles ), the female impersonator Michel Simon ( wonderful Margaret Rutherford ), and the role of secretary in love with his frigid bastard boss who-really-like-to- Rod TAYLOR , the always delightful pinch Maggie Smith.
All in the VIP lounge while toupee and Formica of a major international airport paralyzed by a fog to cut the cake server, you must admit it's tempting!
But: problem! ... A grain of sand just seize the beautiful and opulent mechanics: the end credits arrive before anyone had ever decided to get on this n * ** D *** of **** of **** **** my airplane!
And what is more hopeless than a disaster movie without catastrophe??
... what? how? what say you? ...
"A disaster movie with Alain Delon ? ... It's not true!
(That was just a reminder finely in passing that you do not cut one day or another, it will be necessary that I speak of Airport 80 Concorde !)
So, believe my experience in this area, better play sure values.
For example, a pelloche that title proudly and unabashedly The Castaways of the 747, it does not disappoint. There you can go there with eyes closed (well, not complete, because otherwise you will not see anything, and you may even take you an unexpected obstacle in the middle of pear.)
With a title like that, I said one feels that the producers, led the most altruistic of intentions, wanted fill the spectators, adventure, would come to push the door of room throwing their babies.
And I imagine the brainstorming session to get there:
"Okay, so guys, what a card lately? "
" Uh ... The Poseidon Adventure and 747 in peril, boss! "
" Okay, fine. So let's run a 747 in the open ocean. It is filled with has-beens does not cost us too much, and it goes like this! "
" Well boss! "Good thing
loufiat the service has not recalled of revenue and actuarial The Towering Inferno at honcho, otherwise they would have more fucking fire this poor cuckoo!
So, imagine the following situation: The Boeing 747 private
a (very very) wealthy art collector, chock full of old glories of the Age Gold (Olivia de HAVILLAND and Joseph Cotten ) and peoples of the moment, is diverted by some nasty hijackers, who, by dint of doing skimming above the triangle Bermuda to escape radar eventually cause the precious toy under the waves, including crew and passengers (yes, they stayed in the airport as International Hotel, it would not help my business ...) And as if all
these brave people did not have enough troublemakers, they have to stuff extra couple of crises dramaqueenesques most intolerable and most unlikely ever spawned by a syndicated writer, probably ethyl addiction at the time of writing the script .
Those two, how do you say? ... It's like a marriage of carp and rabbit, Saint Vincent de Paul and Folcoche, Mahatma Gandhi would have a crony of the Marquise Brinvilliers or Abbe Pierre in love with Mao's widow. Should not be
fakir to guess at first glance that such a combination does not work.
Abbe Pierre & Mao's widow
Obviously, production - blessed as it is - has not used the last of bumpkins to annoy us with as much pleasure during 2h15. So we right, please:
1) a side, Christopher Lee in the role of dignity trampled draped in the trappings of the martyr, sissy and whiny as no one would have never believed it - presumably to buy virgin sacrificed countless nights of full moon on the altar of Hammer ...
2) of the other, to embody the cyanide capsule in a skirt, to the sublime Lee Grant, then in a period "ultra-camp", because this chain performance by the equally aquatic enjoyment of auntie of the Antichrist in Damien: The Curse 2 , and will go right after romp with killer bees African The Inevitable disaster (which carries the title so French!)
You must admit that this kind of duo has enough to whet our appetites on paper! But in real life is even better ... Finally, I wanted to say "even worse! "...
Christopher Lee Grant
Well, now I loop (whew!), And send the exhibits:
Exhibit No. 1
Exhibit No. 2
10 meters below the water surface, it continues!
Former vampire ladies insists her halo before the end credits, while the harpy to brushing waterproof we played it either with you or without you. "
I never managed to decide which of the two I most want to return a wad pif-home ...
Fortunately, when all hope seemed lost, a woman of common sense will do what everyone is waiting impatiently for this shrew has reduced its mill in the bulk had . And for this act
public safety, I propose the canonization of presto Brenda VACCARO .
... So be it!
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