Wednesday, May 26, 2010

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GOOD ADVICE FOR VALENTINE # 5 (Special Mother's Day)

by Valentine Deluxe

We just learned that activists sodomites (probably Masonic obedience) would be introduced on this site to distill their propaganda mephitic familicide . You say
I am outraged that fall under the more euphemistic understatement!
How? Attacking the sacred matriarchal figure, while small approached softly on Sunday will be celebrated when the just and fitting tribute it is entitled to receive? That is a shame did not call no mercy!
And if these degenerate perverts, tarnishing the putrid mud of a sacred institution, reject the bad faith with the most crass of all the sins of Israel on the shoulders of the pocket the Genetrix icon blessed with a capital "G" (as in "Pregnancy Ectopic), let me now put the record straight.




For, indeed, if it is indeed a black sheep in the family, through whom all the scandals coming ("a scandal, scandals, right?) , one on which it is not necessary to have no sin cast the first stone (a stone the size of the rock of Gibraltar preferably story that is at once freed from this unsightly wart), this is not the mother but the daughter ... Yes, you read correctly: THE GIRL!
And these are not Joan Crawford, Lana Turner , Bette Davis or Debbie Reynolds who contradict me here, is not it ladies?




Here, take Debbie Reynolds, exactly. You're probably aware, the immortal heroine Singin in the Rain none other than the mother dearest (his cross each!) Of Princess Leia Organa in person, namely the very soft and very annoying Carrie Fisher, who level charisma and sex appeal, is somewhere between the scallops and asparagus in Mechelen.
Well, tender girl, following the illustrious examples of Christina CRAWFORD, Barbara Davis or TURNER Cheryl Crane, was widespread in gossip and dubious nonsense of all kinds in a few touts books, including one that inspired movie Mike NICHOLS which will be discussed in a moment: Postcards from the Edge (trivially translates here into a Greetings from Hollywood very bland).




Jealous and envious ungrateful and narrow-minded, badly dressed or wearing badly - if not both at once, such as the brat that I just mentioned (see the famous trilogy taking place very, very long time ago in a very, very distant galaxy ) - the flesh of our flesh, whether for or Miss REYNOLDS Grandes Dames like you and me, never seems to bring nothing other than that which has brought forth that a cruel and painful series of disappointments of all kinds.
When the Grande Dame is elegant, glamorous and panache, his shrill hideous progeny will never, despite his best efforts, a infamous imitation, a pale carbon copy, with or without an ersatz talent.
Needless to say the least (false) not this little insignificant thing in the world do you bring great perplexity and disappointment.
Do we have to face facts: it is typically the kind of descent that some species of wisdom do not hesitate a moment to swallow just expelled from the mother's womb.




But infanticide is severely punishable under the penal code in our region, you will need accustom yourself to hear moaning and sighing in length of life, you boring of frivolous accusations with nothing less than a memory and a diabolical resentment bordering on meanness as flat.
What? How? What say you? ... You want proof? ... Well, enough to ask ... Here, here ...





Ah yes, I almost forgot! This is supposed to fit into mumbles under "Good advice Valentine we entitle it, if you wish, How to use a staircase with panache (frosting pudding whiny little girl who serves you) ...

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