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Gentlewoman Farmer

by BBJane Hudson

All good things come to an end, I must reluctantly conclude this series of posts dedicated to mothers treacherous, and let our dear progenitor enjoy with impunity the festive day dedicated to them. This is not the matter that we lack, to Valentine and myself, to continue our fruitful fatal exhaustion of the film being particularly Camp prodigal specimens edifying.

Two examples "Campy Mothers"

To finish off, I leave you in the company of Mrs. Lilian FARMER, who, not content be one of the representatives of the Tyranny Vachard mother on screen, has the luxury of having truly existed in real life and no special effects in real life, where she worked to spoil her daughter, the 'Hollywood actress Frances Farmer .
The story is well known since Graeme Clifford dedicated to a starlet experiencing biopic simply titled Frances, who received a mixed reception in the U.S., but was a notable success in Europe and spent his young interpreter, Jessica Lange , as one of the actresses most gifted of his generation. To punish her daughter for giving up her film career and fame related, Lilian do not hesitate to detain several times in squalid settlements where the unfortunate turn was drugged, cobayisée , raped, and eventually lobotomized.

Left: the cause (the real Ma and Frances Farmer), right: the effect (Frances en route to the shirt).

It must be said that the insistence of the young woman to return to the bosom of his har after each of asylum is as astounding as appalling, and eventually pull the viewer less compassionate (such as your servant) thinking that "after all, she asked for it ..."

28 years after its implementation, CLIFFORD movie, once hailed for its dramatic intensity, seems like a good old fashioned family melodrama, full of soaring lacrimal, hysterical confrontations and unpacking nauseous, with a good dose extrapolations scriptwriting (known as lobotomy Frances FARMER existed only in the imaginations of authors) and just the right amount of trash to distinguish itself from its venerable models.

Kim Stanley (left) with Jessica Lange (right)

Kim Stanley was appointed to the Oscar for Best Actress in a Supporting Role for his composition stepmother stubbornly castrating. With this service, that his biographer Jon KRAMPNER designated as "the female Brando" will be remembered by film buffs as one of the most odious harpies of American cinema of eighties.
Enjoy! ...
(And much to all the moms !...)

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by Valentine Deluxe

Good: Mother's Day is (almost) ok ...
The timing is wrong to spit in his all-is highly poisonous venom on the very noble, very holy and very respectable family institution is heard!
But you must admit that for some figures, gender "very very borderline , it is quite difficult to continue as if nothing had happened, to draw a hagiography in pastel shades and marshmallow way Saint-Sulpice, in refusing to look the truth of the most obnoxious in the eye.
Let's not hide the face longer, there are hopeless cases!

A case example really desperate ...

Lash Take for example ... Lilah Lash ... Any mommy
it is, must be recognized it combines ...
First, except that it is decked out with a surname of a stripper for fairground, it still funny dating.
As a best friend and confidante, she has dug up anything better than an old pochtronne whose main occupation is to smoke cigars smuggling chain whistling strength gin bottles, and trying desperately to cling to the last shreds of dignity already somewhat tarnished.

If there were more than that! ... But no, is the son! ... Pass
still Olaf (yes. .. already, congratulations for the first !...) barely bigger than Dustin Hoffman , whether the heavy-jowled and somewhat sinister countenance; that, my faith, it does not feel ... But must admit he has funny habits, this kid !
When others would be content to go their minor third Sunday lunch with friends, drinking a beer at the local bistro zinc, Olaf, he prefers to spend time away from young pitchers pretty damsels, he Attracts the street with a poodle mechanical (yes! ... I assure you that you have read !!!...)
Once small turkeys brought to the fold, he drugs and hiding in the attic mournful mother's home - a boarding house which would raise the Bates Motel for the little house on the prairie.
Here he abandons them, against hard cash, to the good pleasure (obviously deviant) in a licensed band of perverts who haunt the area.

The Sinful Dwarf (Vidal Rask, 1973)
(The film you'll see a sample ...)

Want yet? ... Luckily, it's not over!
Last but not least, our dear Lilah added to this list already flowered an irrepressible tendency to take for Carmen Miranda whenever we approach the crisis delirium tremens. And it wriggles
hysterically a fruit basket as a hat, all swaying to the rhythms hammered by the offshoot devoted to the old tune piano that sits in the middle of the room, and whose false notes are in tune with the tessitura mi-casserole/mi -falsetto our "genitrix horribilis" of the day.

Carmen Miranda

Z'avouerez it's not a bad family picture, right??
Ready to take the shock? ... Come on, it sends the exhibit! ...

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MOM, YOU ARE THE WORLD OVER BARGE

by BBJane Hudson

In my distant countryside northerner, corn each has its very own annual festival, during which an animal or a product of the soil is celebrated in style before being eaten in the public square.
"Pig Day" in Emerchicourt (dubbed "The Pourchiaunades ", and very popular because of satyrs nymphets mini-skirt that comes across in abundance), "Dog Day " to Prisches ( Frank MICHAEL was the guest of honor at the last edition, and I saw some beautiful posters announcing the event, with his mug on it and no other recording that "Dog Day", which means that the singer has finally d an appropriate celebration of his talent), "Beef Day" at Bugnicourt (not to be confused with "Day Beauf" which it takes place every day), " Strawberry Festival" on Ecaillon (to get dressed Louis XIII), "Chestnut Festival" in Lewarde (to get fitted with boxing gloves), and ... "Day of the Mother "in a nice hometown near Tromaville .

The mother in question is a charming old lady with a strong sense of showmanship, a friend of youth, hippies, and organizers of aperitifs faceebookiens. You'll recognize him by his neck brace stroheimienne at its curious pink cap and rowdy but cheerful offspring who escorted him and lend a hand when it comes to tourists to discover the joys of rural life.
As the saying famous cliché: "Mother, you only have one" - Which, personally, good enough for me ... Yet, a mother like Rose ROSS (aka Beatrice Pons , you may have enjoyed in standard The Gendarme in New York ), I, I want more good! ...

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GOOD ADVICE FOR VALENTINE # 5 (Special Mother's Day)

by Valentine Deluxe

We just learned that activists sodomites (probably Masonic obedience) would be introduced on this site to distill their propaganda mephitic familicide . You say
I am outraged that fall under the more euphemistic understatement!
How? Attacking the sacred matriarchal figure, while small approached softly on Sunday will be celebrated when the just and fitting tribute it is entitled to receive? That is a shame did not call no mercy!
And if these degenerate perverts, tarnishing the putrid mud of a sacred institution, reject the bad faith with the most crass of all the sins of Israel on the shoulders of the pocket the Genetrix icon blessed with a capital "G" (as in "Pregnancy Ectopic), let me now put the record straight.

For, indeed, if it is indeed a black sheep in the family, through whom all the scandals coming ("a scandal, scandals, right?) , one on which it is not necessary to have no sin cast the first stone (a stone the size of the rock of Gibraltar preferably story that is at once freed from this unsightly wart), this is not the mother but the daughter ... Yes, you read correctly: THE GIRL!
And these are not Joan Crawford, Lana Turner , Bette Davis or Debbie Reynolds who contradict me here, is not it ladies?

Here, take Debbie Reynolds, exactly. You're probably aware, the immortal heroine Singin in the Rain none other than the mother dearest (his cross each!) Of Princess Leia Organa in person, namely the very soft and very annoying Carrie Fisher, who level charisma and sex appeal, is somewhere between the scallops and asparagus in Mechelen.
Well, tender girl, following the illustrious examples of Christina CRAWFORD, Barbara Davis or TURNER Cheryl Crane, was widespread in gossip and dubious nonsense of all kinds in a few touts books, including one that inspired movie Mike NICHOLS which will be discussed in a moment: Postcards from the Edge (trivially translates here into a Greetings from Hollywood very bland).

Jealous and envious ungrateful and narrow-minded, badly dressed or wearing badly - if not both at once, such as the brat that I just mentioned (see the famous trilogy taking place very, very long time ago in a very, very distant galaxy ) - the flesh of our flesh, whether for or Miss REYNOLDS Grandes Dames like you and me, never seems to bring nothing other than that which has brought forth that a cruel and painful series of disappointments of all kinds.
When the Grande Dame is elegant, glamorous and panache, his shrill hideous progeny will never, despite his best efforts, a infamous imitation, a pale carbon copy, with or without an ersatz talent.
Needless to say the least (false) not this little insignificant thing in the world do you bring great perplexity and disappointment.
Do we have to face facts: it is typically the kind of descent that some species of wisdom do not hesitate a moment to swallow just expelled from the mother's womb.

But infanticide is severely punishable under the penal code in our region, you will need accustom yourself to hear moaning and sighing in length of life, you boring of frivolous accusations with nothing less than a memory and a diabolical resentment bordering on meanness as flat.
What? How? What say you? ... You want proof? ... Well, enough to ask ... Here, here ...

Ah yes, I almost forgot! This is supposed to fit into mumbles under "Good advice Valentine we entitle it, if you wish, How to use a staircase with panache (frosting pudding whiny little girl who serves you) ...

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The mother scolded you see ...

by BBJane Hudson

Soon Mother's Day! You can imagine that MEIN CAMP could not neglect the event ...
Camp, as everyone knows - and those who ignore the will now - is an invention of fags. And queers, is well known, are what they are because of their mothers, love it or quenches the one she weaned, and a bunch of other troublemakers typically " génitriques. You may say that all mothers are boring, and that everyone is not gay so far - otherwise there would soon be mothers ... But me, what do you, I do not trust that what is well known. The rest is too soapy, you never know in what abyss abysses that we ...

So what would the camp without the father figure of the Mother? Not good
affable and dedicated mother to her offspring, knowing preserve the existence of insults while not stifling the point under the weight of his affection, which the tribe Ingalls and Disney-couple families had probably possess only existing specimens, but the Mater Monstruorum, suffocating, castrating, jealous, hysterical, domineering, brawling, and badly licked egocentric, paranoid, schizophrenic, or even downright psychopathic. The Real Mother
to drink em (mother) mower patented, how to invert and spinsters, or, in the best case, the terror of his sons and daughters of his nightmare, that was so adept at describing Philip WYLIE in his vitriolic pamphlet A Generation of Vipers (it does nothing unless they blamed the outbreak of the Second World War), to which dozens of international filmmakers rendered the homage due to his infamy.

Consequently, by May 30, MEIN CAMP apply to offer a few examples of mothers terrible film, just to mark the occasion.
It begins in beauty with the most venomous of them, Mrs. Taggart, encamped (as in the writing) by Bette Davis in one of 90 best films of his career (and my favorite, with What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? ): The Anniversary of Roy Ward Baker . In the kingdom
sluts, Mrs. Taggart is blind, but certainly not blind, and even less dumb!

Prodigious stage entrance, carved replicas venomous, exhilarating dexterity in the stimulation of prostate Manneken Piss , unstoppable sense of breakdown valve ...
Hang girls! ... fasten your belts! ...
's a real lesson materrorisme ...