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should not believe that the Great Mother, as I sang it for 6 months, still lag in full with the harsh reality on the ground .
Indeed, the plume is not everything in life, and we went far enough in demonstrating its virtues to turn now to a second term just as important: common sense!
Common sense is for example, if - and only in cases of absolute necessity, of course - drop your bags together and Louis Vuitton trunks 45 pieces to travel light ... and when I say light! ...
This unwavering pragmatism will prove in the most dramatic circumstances, an unstoppable bundle of Nevers to take your pin from the foul haystack where swarms ordinary mortals, and where - of course! - You have nothing to do!
To make this demonstration more telling, asking the assistance of a great expert on sense Linda Rogo ...
How does "Linda"? ... You will not learn anything so valuable in your private high schools for girls variegation of good families? ...
Linda Rogo is the former peripatetic who, tired of using his wedges damn steep streets of San Francisco, ended up marrying a representative of the most grumpy home poulaga zone: the clumsy but endearing Ernest Borgnine (bringing the vest like no other, by the way!)
Featuring film for the occasion which we occupies the traits of the very charming and undeniably camp Stella Stevens our lovely Linda, it must be confessed, is not that bright ideas.
To pass the New Year's Eve 1971/1972, for example, she had a choice:
The pizzeria on the corner, with red checkered tablecloths and white and booze cut antifreeze (proposal Rogo) or a magnificent performing her last transatlantic voyage in the Mediterranean.
Obviously reflex requires great lady, she chose the second option - you'd have done the same, reassure me?
And there, precisely: bang! ... It's Olympic blunder! ...
Because the tub in question is the Poseidon, a bouncer ' as large and jinx the Titanic .
And at midnight, between streamers, party favors and farandoles usual, the Poseidon is a wave 30 meters high in the buffet, with consequences we can imagine ...
There, you will admit, that is what is called an "obstacle comaque!
So if one wants to answer "present" will be launched when the end credits, be insured and it will not be the milfoil!
For example, out of this magnificent dining room, judiciously mixing the remains of previous decors deficit blockbuster 20th Century Fox, including bas-reliefs of Cleopatra of MANKIEWICZ / ZANUCK and glass art-nouveau restaurant of Hello, Dolly! * (to dare such unlikely mix but how much cooler, combined with an awareness of environmentally friendly recycling far ahead of the time, he must undoubtedly be a crazy - and do not take this term in his first psychiatric sense of course!), to go out, I said then, this dining room where all passengers are trapped like rats, you must climb up a Christmas tree as the obelisk of the Concorde. This will be the time to be practical!
Well, think a little common sense Ms. Rogo in such circumstances:
"I HAVE MY PANTS, I NEED SOMETHING ELSE?. .. "
Remember this aphorism, he can get you out of trouble and help you remember that you are a Grande Dame in any circumstance!
If you pass U.S. Customs for example, and you are asked - without laughing - if you have not been affiliated with the Nazi party during WWII, or if you intend to introduce weapons of mass destruction on the territory ... you'll know what to say:
At the time, this side of the Quiévrain overseas, we will call you to vote for a final referendum on the future Belgium, when it asks you which side of the linguistic border you want to install before we erect a wall of iron way Berlin
Until the moment when you make your ultimate sigh, when an employee of the house Borgnole you asked, anxious eye: "Full Earth or cremation ?..." you whisper, then, in a rattle and deadly Carrion:
As epitaph in Pere Lachaise, on your pink marble mausoleum - where you will not miss do not bury you with all your domestic staff, the seamstress at the maid, through the gardener, the cook, driver, masseuse, manicurist, etc. ..., as Joan Collins at the end of Land of the Pharaohs - you'll burn in letters of gold dust sprinkled You-Kun-Kun:
Well, as it is clear, or should I develop further?
* One day, I promise, I'll mumble a refresher on the many - and there has comical - sets gigantic Hello Dolly! Pig ... who would forfeit!
Indeed, the plume is not everything in life, and we went far enough in demonstrating its virtues to turn now to a second term just as important: common sense!
Common sense is for example, if - and only in cases of absolute necessity, of course - drop your bags together and Louis Vuitton trunks 45 pieces to travel light ... and when I say light! ...
This unwavering pragmatism will prove in the most dramatic circumstances, an unstoppable bundle of Nevers to take your pin from the foul haystack where swarms ordinary mortals, and where - of course! - You have nothing to do!
To make this demonstration more telling, asking the assistance of a great expert on sense Linda Rogo ...
How does "Linda"? ... You will not learn anything so valuable in your private high schools for girls variegation of good families? ...
Linda ROGO
Linda Rogo is the former peripatetic who, tired of using his wedges damn steep streets of San Francisco, ended up marrying a representative of the most grumpy home poulaga zone: the clumsy but endearing Ernest Borgnine (bringing the vest like no other, by the way!)
Featuring film for the occasion which we occupies the traits of the very charming and undeniably camp Stella Stevens our lovely Linda, it must be confessed, is not that bright ideas.
To pass the New Year's Eve 1971/1972, for example, she had a choice:
The pizzeria on the corner, with red checkered tablecloths and white and booze cut antifreeze (proposal Rogo) or a magnificent performing her last transatlantic voyage in the Mediterranean.
Obviously reflex requires great lady, she chose the second option - you'd have done the same, reassure me?
And there, precisely: bang! ... It's Olympic blunder! ...
Because the tub in question is the Poseidon, a bouncer ' as large and jinx the Titanic .
And at midnight, between streamers, party favors and farandoles usual, the Poseidon is a wave 30 meters high in the buffet, with consequences we can imagine ...
There, you will admit, that is what is called an "obstacle comaque!
So if one wants to answer "present" will be launched when the end credits, be insured and it will not be the milfoil!
For example, out of this magnificent dining room, judiciously mixing the remains of previous decors deficit blockbuster 20th Century Fox, including bas-reliefs of Cleopatra of MANKIEWICZ / ZANUCK and glass art-nouveau restaurant of Hello, Dolly! * (to dare such unlikely mix but how much cooler, combined with an awareness of environmentally friendly recycling far ahead of the time, he must undoubtedly be a crazy - and do not take this term in his first psychiatric sense of course!), to go out, I said then, this dining room where all passengers are trapped like rats, you must climb up a Christmas tree as the obelisk of the Concorde. This will be the time to be practical!
Well, think a little common sense Ms. Rogo in such circumstances:
"I HAVE MY PANTS, I NEED SOMETHING ELSE?. .. "
Remember this aphorism, he can get you out of trouble and help you remember that you are a Grande Dame in any circumstance!
If you pass U.S. Customs for example, and you are asked - without laughing - if you have not been affiliated with the Nazi party during WWII, or if you intend to introduce weapons of mass destruction on the territory ... you'll know what to say:
At the time, this side of the Quiévrain overseas, we will call you to vote for a final referendum on the future Belgium, when it asks you which side of the linguistic border you want to install before we erect a wall of iron way Berlin
Until the moment when you make your ultimate sigh, when an employee of the house Borgnole you asked, anxious eye: "Full Earth or cremation ?..." you whisper, then, in a rattle and deadly Carrion:
As epitaph in Pere Lachaise, on your pink marble mausoleum - where you will not miss do not bury you with all your domestic staff, the seamstress at the maid, through the gardener, the cook, driver, masseuse, manicurist, etc. ..., as Joan Collins at the end of Land of the Pharaohs - you'll burn in letters of gold dust sprinkled You-Kun-Kun:
Well, as it is clear, or should I develop further?
* One day, I promise, I'll mumble a refresher on the many - and there has comical - sets gigantic Hello Dolly! Pig ... who would forfeit!
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