Thursday, September 30, 2010

Pastor Employment Contract

The train doors are closed to me.

Time is never wasted.
It is not lost time.

Headphone Cable Red Yellow And White

April 24, Park Belfry.

I'm lonely, "he said, I even thought of taking a cat.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Has Anyone Had A Miscarriage From Fibroids

September 15. Newsflash.

I have to go now.
Even when I'm alone in the world and I'm cold to the bone.
I do without.

I'm all alone to push for gold at the top of the slope.
And I only get by.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Publix Cream Cheese Recipe

Lo sweet: back to basics.

Isabelle D. said
"Dive into work, there is nothing like"
.

I want to eat the pile at every meal.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Muscle Building Drinks Death

I AMsterdam

Save the earth, it's the only Planet With Chocolate. " Beelden Park, Zeeburg.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Milena Velba / Nadine Jansen In Bathtub

HOW DO WITH PANACHE wudoo


BBJane
Warning: Valentine darling, I can not thank you enough for this article so obliging to my modest person. I am especially sorry for the outage that affects unfortunately my image server, and which forbids me to illustrate your point with consistency required ... I do not even speak of relationships, which completely shambles ... It's stupid, huh? ...
(Your Rat, tonight, you want to grill or pan ?...)


GOOD ADVICE FOR VALENTINE # 10
by Valentine Deluxe

My children, the situation is serious!
I rapped on the knuckles by my editor.
If you've already faced BBJane Ms. Hudson when she is in one of his moods "chestnuts," you would know that "dictator-in-chief" is a title more in keeping with the fluctuating nature of this harpy. In its good days, she is haughty and odious, but its bad, it is worse!
The reason for these complaints? ... It seems I'm too long! ... J'vous requires some ! ...
Are we criticized BALZAC or HUGO to 15 pages on the description of a glass of water? Imagine you lay Tolstoi "War and Peace" on a piece of cloth? ... MELVILLE scribbling "Moby Dick" on a label can of sardines? No? ... Well then, let me be left in peace!


Honore de Balzac (left) and Victor Hugo (right)

But as she also takes care of stewardship, I'm afraid it has some negative impact on the canteen in the coming days.
In my opinion, I'll still have things that wriggle in the bottom of my plate and if it is only gaspard, I can already consider myself very fortunate to have meat!
In addition, she blames me a lot of stuff with big words: "syntax", "punctuation", "sequence" ... do I know? ... long as there's Panache! ...
Well, it seems it is not enough. I must get its act together, that I structure, that I breakfast robertise , lest the cantankerous out of his toolbox torches and boots, and I work diligently to fashion "Holy Inquisition".
That my faith, if it was done with taste (I dare not write "Panache"), and if I drank more than reason, I do not say no. It is further necessary that the har does not lace and faded in the toilet water lily!



Torture torquémadienne for Valentine

Come on, my indulgence is legendary and without limit, we will try to spare the poor dear old thing: Let short.
(I did say "try", eh !...)



That's Valentine ... Play yard ... it will be supreme ...

So, first, the method! Come straight to the point: subject, verb, object.
Finishes preambles, digressions, parentheses endless, let us stick to our subject. And he
tonight / this morning / this afternoon (you just when you want, you are at home here) could not be more pragmatic: The
ablutions.




Yes! You attend these columns long enough now not to make you fail as snow geese on something as basic, as I m'use health column after column you repeat that true Grande Dame licensed knows no rest. It must always be careful, do not sleep with one eye and ear alert.
And every day and every night of his glamorous life, to avoid the traps and vicious fangs-in-leg petty mediocrity that daily low-setting works the vital functions of our body gives him constantly. (Aside Jacques Mayol I do not see anyone capable of telling me this phrase on one breath!)
Thus, personal hygiene - like the other subjects already covered by your house specialist - can not endure half-measure.


already
In Valentine, the problem does not arise: I have no bladder or bowels, and I sweat of Chanel No. 5!
But everyone was not so lucky. You
example, imagine you're surrounded (e) of noisy brats trying to scratch the rind, the ass in a sink tub, in a scullery filthy fleet where a panel of subtle fragrances from the laundry musty rancid cabbage? ... Nooooooon!
So, to take a lesson from scouring cooler, I suggest you return to the Domus Aurea my previous column, to find our beautiful empress at the time of his toilet. It features
this time the features of the divine Claudette Colbert any decadent and pleasure, which is currently soaking in a tub like did not even have Esther Williams for his wanderings in aquatico-gymnastics 10-year career at Metro Goldwyn Mayer.


Claudette Colbert

Behind the camera is equally lavish, because we have the king of the epic and the cathode prudish hypocrisy, the hyperbolic Cecil B. DeMille, who here offers a curious adaptation unofficial QUO VADIS of SIENKIEWICZ (copyrights were still running in 1932 ...), under the pompous title of The Sign of the Cross .




And as usual, under the false pretext give us a history lesson on uplifting the lives of early Christians (he excised the passage and against all odds, the traditional happy ending), the undisputed master of the blockbuster St. Sulpice Made in Hollywood reconstitutes meticulously to our wondering eyes the most beautiful range of exotic and killing pagan orgies never daring on a movie screen.




If not this particular aspect of work I deal with today (do not worry, I will return to this aspect of the film in Pretties a forthcoming stammers), you can enjoy the passage to get an idea of what it was even allowed to set during this enchanted images, suitable for all bawdy most scabrous, known as the pre- code era.
Yes! because not only, ogled well, you can see a bit of tit surreptitiously his Imperial Highness - sublime vision as far as subliminal - but again, the same kind of Poppea is not prude, she welcomes in her bathtub ( notice, there's room) that one or the other ugly cafteuse of her friends who came to him to make his report venomous at the time of the toilet.
Less than 2 years later, alas, that damn code Hayes will make this kind of joy overflows Pellicula non grata in the western capital of cinema.
When the film emerged a few years later, the scene we'll see in a moment - the moment I'm determined to shut up for good, since, should remind you, I'm sworn to short today - moreover suffered the outrage of scissors avengers worshipers MPPC (the "Motion Picture Production Code" for those who had not picked up).
The censors will definitely never Friends of the Great Lady Panachée!




Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Pokemon Online With Sound

OUR MISS FRED WILD or mop


BB'S MOVIES # 5

by BBJane Hudson

We always say: "The Second World War" ...
Me, I will, but it is worth remembering that the term "second" works when it is determined that nothing will come after, that there will be no " third ". Otherwise, it "second" to say. For what is a World War I would not bet my Tampax one is safe from another by the End of the World (we will not call "The First", since that it promises to be the only one - which you admit is a great comfort ...)




This is to come to our film of the day , Our Miss Fred (French title: None, because the tape is not released in our region), which takes place precisely during the Second World War, and more exactly when the invasion our beautiful country by the Teutonic hordes. That day, Fred Wimbush, Shakespearean actor performing his service in Northern France, is surprised by the invasion chleuse then he interprets the role of women in a show mounted by his comrades ragmen. The Krauts - which, as we know, are not very smart (even that one wonders how they made us take so long) - take it for a real lady, and push the inclairvoyance up the tease strand. Fearful of being taken for a spy, Fred prefers not to disabuse them. At the same time, not wishing to be Fridoline rosette by our nazis on a spree, he decided to return to his island jiffy home accompanied by a squad of schoolgirls came to what were the british tourism here. Follows a Great Mop of crossbred La Cage aux Folles , alertly tucked by Bob KELLETT and dominated by the flamboyant personality of its star: STREET Danny (who died last year To my dismay, even my mascara has not yet dried).




In England, the street was a veritable institution: the first transvestite named Officer of the British Empire. Bob HOPE saw him "the most glamorous woman of the World" , and the great Noel Coward once described as the "man the most professional, most witty, charming and most of the trade ". Curiously, Our Miss Fred is the only movie where he held the spotlight, what is regrettable in view of his talent crazy. In France, where, apart Benny Hill and Mr. Bean (add the Monty Python for good measure), entertainers have never had the English coast, it remains as gloriously as the unknown soldier of the same name, and that these other specialists comedy roast that are Spike Milligan Harry Secombe or .




The scene that follows may explain why Our Miss Fred never had the honor of holding hex: our brave compatriots will appear as fucking hillbillies, hard of thinking-and the restless calcified. It's like that throughout the film, which gives us a portrait pretty lackluster, if not fiercely defamatory, the people of Liberty, the kiss thicket, frog legs, and Nicolene SARKOYALE (or Ségol ROYZY, if you prefer ...) Our Miss Fred
crosses by way of two rural whom she tries to understand it is not that it looks in the hope that they will provide him with clothes better suited to his journey Outback in the open. Note the hilarious French accent of British actors playing our brave peasants. Note the striking similarity of the country with the green ch'ti Albion. Note the tragic mistakes that expose us to the language barrier when you do know the point span. Write down what you like, but do not miss this clip ... God save the
drag queen! ...